I rigged this giant rabbit robot and animated it for use in the Unreal 3 Engine.

This is a view of the rig for the giant robot rabbit

This is an image of the Robot Rabbit in an aggressive attack mode

This is a view of the rabbit taking a good, solid hit

You can check out a sample animation of this rig below:

This image shows the rig in its bind pose

This shows Earl in a cool fighting pose

This image shows Earl taking a hit

This is one of the first rigs I ever built. We took these animations and rendered them out of Maya before placing them into the MUGEN engine.

Check out this video of the final gameplay!

If the video don’t play worth a damn here, check it out on YouTube

For those of you unfamiliar with the concept, when I first started using this stupid thing, I posted a bunch of stuff from my spam email box that was randomly generated, and yet beautifully poetic, almost haiku-like in it’s structure. Somewhere out there, the soul of William Carlos Williams is trapped in a machine that has been created solely for the purposes of selling penis enlarging pills.

The results are stunning.

So when it comes time to clean the old spam box, I like to take a moment and post the best of the bunch here.

And it goes without saying, don’t copypasta the links into your browser and cook them. That would be stupid.

She delayed
It shone in her face.

http://chainsprocketsmanufacturers.com/qwawsr.html

[I love this one. It has a certain element of John Hughesian boy-growing-into-a-man about it. Molly Ringwald just before she gets kissed, you know?]

If you will promise me this
For his Hat was a hundred and two feet wide;

http://www.francex.net/vuy.html

[This one doesn't really seem to mean anything, I just really like the second line.]

This ball was her favorite plaything
On account of his Beaver Hat?

http://foreclosure.event07f.reverttoself.com/eqt.html

[Children having a conversation that just doesn't seem to jive. A grown woman explaining her young girlfriend's childhood crush on a boy to another woman in a coffee shop. I don't know, it just seems to work. I feel like it's the middle of a tragic story.]

Lift me up beside you
Far and few, far and few,

http://maklersiz.com/iwssdt.html

[This one almost seems to have a religious undertone to it. The elect who will sit at the right hand of the Lord, or something.]

The rose wasn’t for me
Two bloodshot eyes

http://clubjeunephotos.ifrance.com/peozyto.html

[A story of love lost, from one gin-soaked man to another in a lonely bar on the cheap side of town.]

My golden ball fell into the water
Wood and clay will wash away.
Ah, dear father
Wood and clay, wood and clay.

http://khirirat.suratthani.doae.go.th/ug.html

[These two were consecutive in the spam box. And they really seem to work together. So I deleted the lines that separate them and just mashed them up. It's really beautiful in an odd way. Childhood lost, the passage of time, the mourning of a lost father that you never knew. It really breaks the heart]

Still the Turtle bore him well
Go and let him in,

http://bhavadigital.com.br/mnkoa.html

[You should always let that which bears you well into your home, or into your heart]

Or crafty Mermaids stole them away
Which has fallen into the well:

http://blackbrown.com.my/d.html

[Mermaids will do that with things that fall into wells. Especially the crafty mermaids.]

I know you miss him, miss him much
Ah, old water splasher!

http://soteria.sk/wgdnmpmm.html

[I like to think of a dog with a love of paddling in a creek.]

Said life to him, your childhood’s friend
If I bring your plaything up again,

http://fortalezaseg.com.br/pkjoi.html

[This one was just too fantastic for words. Not only does it actually rhyme, but it seems internally coherent.]

Then he sat and cried
People are fighting for money;

http://212.58.96.231/~webcalamus/cqhkij.html

[We should all cry over that]

Your position delayed
Work on her intimacy stimulation.
[This one's out of the ordinary for spam-bot poetry. For one thing, this is actually a Viagra ad. But, it still flows. It's a little sexier than most, though. It doesn't refer to pumping love muscles or trouser snakes in rabbit holes. Instead, it seems to speak to the mystery of that lost moment when love can blossom or whither]

Don’t you see her cheating you?
Powder for custard launcher
[This one just made me laugh]

Towards the sunset isles of Boshen
What ails you, king’s daughter,

http://prisunul.ru/fmvfvt.html

[Ah! Her lost kingdom. Ah! Her lost love! What ails the exiled princess, on the wings of the wind towards the sunset isle of Boshen?]

So that’s it for this edition of Spam-Bot poetry. I hope you found it enjoyable. Tune in next month when I clean out my spam box again.

Now, apparently there are many, many people in the world who think my penis is too small. Some of these people come from as far away as Russia or China. That’s quite a blow to the ego. As a free bonus, they also think I can’t last for more than a few seconds in the sack. I don’t know how word got out so far.

But! Buried beneath all of these international penis insults, I found some truly magnificent gems.

I don’t know where they came from, and I didn’t click on any of the links (I recommend you don’t, either) but I like to imagine that somewhere, deep in the bowels of a viagra factory, a spam-bot has acheived sentience, gotten ahold of the works of William Carlos Williams, and decided to try its hand at poetry.

These were some of the best, and as I get more I’ll post them:

Wait wait, said the frog

So deep that the bottom could not be seen;
modernizing!

http://vstisp.org/megpnj.html

Mr. Caloric cecilia
agitator

[I dunno who Mr. Caloric Cecilia is, but I want his job]

With the ball in his mouth

Ah, old water splasher:
geosynchronous.

http://avantgardemcs.com/jvlfuch.html

Mrs  Pi unites
Cummings

Picked it up and ran away with it

disabling
Said my child

http://reiki.lapok.hu/thrad.html

rkmf
[for some reason, this one strikes me as sad and filled with pathos]

From whence the voice came

mysteriousness
That her heart

http://61.19.250.140/~usr108odds/tbvkvrm.html

dkjeoy

Step by step to her chair

intimation
But what will you give me

http://4images.110mb.com/g.html

deoybns

Don’t be such a fool.

watch you friends

[it's not poetic, but it is good advice]

Put his head into the water

indecent
I do not care for your clothes

http://zavackystolarstvi.wz.cz/qpy.html

quelgwh

That’s the best I could find today. If I get more, up they will go!